Reasons for drinking
1. Not being able to go to london because a fucking volcano in Iceland.
2. Airlines suck dick and take over 60 minutes to answer the phone.
3. People suck
4. Stupid managers, because no matter what your boss is always an asshole. Stop lying to yourself!
5. I like it
6. An ill fated attempt to get laid.
7. The bald doesn’t look so bad
8. To cause/get into trouble








